when you reblog something for a specific person to see and they reblog it
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis
he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE
this is in a broadway musical
since when is glee a broadway musical
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried